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Good morning, sweetie. How are you? Do you feel good?

Yeah, I feel good. I got a terrible headache though.

You do. I'm sorry about that baby.

Yeah, do we? Do we still have Advil?

Yeah, it's in the pantry. Okay.

Thank you. Did you just take these?

Yeah, I got a bad headache.

These are your father's boner pills.

Sorry, his boner pills?

Yeah, Daddy takes these to get his dick hard.

Fuck, I just took two of them. What's going to happen to them?

Two of these? Yeah.

These are strong. Do you feel okay right now?

Yeah, I feel fine that I just took it.

Well, it takes a little while to kick in, but these are really strong pills.

And I can't leave you just took two of them.

What should I do?

I need you to go lay down. Go lay down the couch for a little while,

and I'm going to check on you in a little bit.

Okay. Okay.

Step mom. Step mom.

Yes, sweetie.

My penis is throbbing.

Oh my God. I thought this would happen.

Does it hurt?

Yeah, it's so fucking hard.

Okay, well, I think we need to call your aunt Samantha because she's a doctor.

She'll know exactly what to do.

Okay, please.

Oh shit.

Hey, Samantha. How are you?

Hey, sassy, okay? Yeah, I'm good.

But I have a question to ask you. I need your professional advice.

Yeah, what's up?

All right. Well, Alex took two of his father's dick pills this morning,

and now he has a raging boner.

It won't go away. He's telling me that it's hurting and that it's pulsating,

and I really don't know what to do.

Well, have you taken a look?

Oh, no, I haven't looked at it.

Well, do you want to go to the ER today?

No, I don't want to go to the ER.

Okay, so you got to take a look.

All right. Honey, we got to take a look at it.

Oh my God. Do we have to do that?

Yes, we do. Do you want to go to the hospital?

No, not really.

See how hard it is.

I do. Have you felt it?

No, I haven't touched it and I'm not going to.

I need to know everything, sis.

All right. Well, see? It's hard. Hard as fuck.

Now can you squeeze it for me?

Touch it? Like hold it?

Uh, yes.

All right, I'll see how swollen it is.

Yeah, it's really swollen.

And I can feel the pulse too.

Wow, pulse.

Oh, yeah, I feel that in there.

It's really hard.

It's drooling com, Sam. Look at this.

You see that? I do.

A lot of it too.

I've never seen so much pre-come before.

Yeah, it's hurting and it's like throbbing step home.

I'm sorry, sweetie.

Well, how long has it been like that?

It's been this like, what, 30 minutes, right, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah, like 30 minutes. It's been like this.

Okay, it won't go down.

Okay, well, just give me a call in about an hour and monitor it.

Okay, I'll let you know. I'll give you a call.

Okay. All right. Bye.

Hi, how's it going away?

No, look, it's still throbbing.

Oh, my God. All right, we've got to get your own phone right now.

This is not okay.

Samantha. Hey, he still has a boner.

There's tons of pre-come dripping out of it.

It hasn't gone away. It's really like this for hours.

Look at this.

Yeah.

Yeah, pre-come. I do.

Tons of it. That's a lot.

To be honest, you may have to make him come.

Sam, are you fucking disgusting?

Well, do you want to go to the ER?

I don't want to go to the hospital.

I know, sweetie. I know.

All right, fine. I'm hanging up for this. I'm not doing this on the phone.

All right, call me. Call you back.

All right, bye.

All right, let me help you out, sweetie.

Thanks. That might be appreciated.

Does that feel good?

Yeah.

It's really, really hard.

Is I not getting you closer yet?

I mean, it feels kind of good.

Should I go faster?

Yeah, please.

Holy shit. It's really hard. I feel like getting harder, too.

Yeah, it's like throbbing.

Thank you.

I'm sorry this is really humiliating, but I just want to help you.

I appreciate your help. I've had a lot of pain.

Can you try with this hand?

I just feel it getting harder.

Mm.

Oh, my God. How long is this going to take?

Is this even worse?

I feel like maybe I'm getting closer.

You do? Yeah.

No, we need to get this out soon.

I've got to get your dick to go down.

I don't think this is going to work.

Yeah, I'm not sure either, and I'm getting really worried.

I think I might have to suck on it.

I mean, I think maybe. I mean, I guess so.

Yeah, I know you don't know what to say, but I think that I'm going to have to suck on it to get it to come.

Okay, whatever you think.

Yeah.

I'm going to get your dick in my lip sweat a little bit first.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That might help.

Is that okay, sweetie?

Yeah, is that better?

Yeah, it's still throbbing.

I feel it throbbing my throat.

Thanks, Deb, Mommy.

It's still good, baby.

Is that hoping?

I'm just trying to feel better.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm, yes.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Very huge hog hog.

Oh, boy, thanks.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

You must be really so bad.

I do.

Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

Baby, I don't think this is working.

Yeah, I don't think so either.

It's the robbing step, Mom.

Really?

Right, we can't keep this going up much longer,

so I really do have to take you to the hospital.

What are we gonna do?

You might not like this,

but I think that I'm gonna have to put it inside of me.

What do you mean, like, in your...

In my pussy, in my vagina?

Jesus Christ.

It's the only way, baby.

It's the only way I know for sure that I'll be able to make you come.

I don't know.

I mean, it's this or the hospital?

This or the hospital?

Is it like sitting in a waiting room?

No.

All right.

All right, let's do it.

All right, baby.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I'm gonna make you feel all better, okay?

Okay.

Here, actually, this doesn't want me to take your heels off real quick.

Hey, baby, when you need to come, you don't hold back, okay?

Okay.

Yeah, I'm ready.

Yeah, that's... I feel good.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Oh.

So you're sitting on it really wet.

Mm-hmm.

I'm also doing...

Oh, my...

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Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

You should be talking about it, because you...

Mm-hmm.

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Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, my.

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I'm gonna lift up.

I can use the right one.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Is that okay?

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my.

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Yeah.

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Oh, my.

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Mm.

Oh, my.

Oh.

Oh.

It's so deep.

And when you come, make sure you pull out me.

You're not coming at me.

Okay, step by.

Fuck.

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Uh.

Oo, yeah, baby.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Mm. Hey, Samantha.

Please, this is so hard.

Yeah, it's still fucking rock hard.

We're still working on this.

Okay, well you need to finish.

All right, yeah, I'll give you a call back later.

Yeah, give me a call.

All right, bye.

Fuck.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I'm gonna do this.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh, God.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh God.

Oh, my God.

Oh

Oh

Oh, I'll lose my face

Honey you're still hard. You're gonna call your aunt again

Hey Samantha

Did it work no it didn't work he came all over me and his dick is still hard I

May have to come over and take a look at it myself. Yeah, I'm gonna need your help

All right, I'll be over soon. All right. See you soon. Bye. All right

All right, you're not gonna come over and try to help that way we don't have to take you to a doctor

Okay, thank God. I'm gonna go clean up sweetie. All right